I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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