Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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