We need to rekindle our bromance
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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