Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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