have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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