I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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