You're so nebulous sometimes
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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