nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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