So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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