I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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