My room smells like vodka and shame
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I am available for nakedness
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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