He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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