I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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