Having a random hookup so left but love u
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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