i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
someone owes me an orgasm
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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