I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Do I have a choice?
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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