grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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