Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
