WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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