Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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