also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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