Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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