I'm jealous of your bromance
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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