TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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