Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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