sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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