Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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