What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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