We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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