Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
NoShamevember. You game?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
