So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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