Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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