Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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