no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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