i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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