at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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