This girl is more easily done than said...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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