How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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