his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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