She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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