all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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