Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just blew my weed a kiss
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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