I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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