You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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