at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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