I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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