Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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