do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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