Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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