I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
